grr, this whole "noob" thing

Ever since the trial against Misses Jackson activities involving children scare me.

But if you want to know if I can beat up a 10 year old, I would have to say: "yes."
 
You don't have to beat em up jus' to apply the much needed discipline. You jus' have tom show em who's boss somehow. Put em in timeout and take away his shako.
 
There was a slight misunderstanding. I thought you meant in real life. Forget what I said about beating children. Never happened.

Taking away his Shacko is pretty hars. Will he still have enuff stats to kill and pk if I take away his Heart of the Kbob?
 
Gotta love it when you beat someone fair, then they instantly say "noob" and leave, or just instantly leave without saying anything.
 
Mad Mantis said:
No fair kreis. Don't say something like that and then refuse to give an explanation.

Heh, I guess you're right.

Anyway, the short version of the story is this: Someone threatened physical harm toward my girlfriend (with a knife in his possession). I beat him to a bloody pulp with a tire iron. I got charged with aggravated assault because apparently I should have let the authorities handle it. Got sentenced to 1 year, but got out much, much earlier due to a good lawyer, good behavior, and volunteering to do some community service. The other guy has a long stretch after he's done recovering. Attempted (r + ape) and a few other charges. Hope that satisfies those curious minds.

:innocent:

Oh, and Cyberhawk, my brother took care of that for me. :lol:
 
bigD73 said:
Is it just me, or is there huge amount of anti-semitism and bigotry?
Seems like I can not enter a game without hearing some monkey remarking about the 1930's in Germany or the antebellum period in America.

But in most cases, the squelch button in your friend.

yea, i just saw someone online about 5 min ago who's name was Adolf Hitler. I think they believe it's cool to be racist/derogatory or something :rolleyes:


Btw souless, bb, hos, I'm on West ladder too. *thefatty is the acc I play most (minus the *) and i'm on all the time, so feel free to add me. I can always give a hell rush or something if you need it, or just msg to say hi. I can't pvp yet... my nec isn't *quite* done, but he's gettin close. Just killed DC today to get him an anni :D yay!

--fatty
 
Teufelskreis said:
I got charged with aggravated assault because apparently I should have let the authorities handle it.

That is idiotic. Just because you acted in self-defense you have to go to jail?
 
Sweet souless and fatty yall been added.
We'll have a westie ladder caln before too long with this recruit rate.


Man kreis well told. Here's my illustrations.

U:strong: Ur girl:lady: The guy:teeth: The law:rant:

Teh end. Teufelkreis wins.
 
Mad Mantis said:
That is idiotic. Just because you acted in self-defense you have to go to jail?

I wasn't present when he threatened her. He basically made it very clear that he was going to "get her", because apparently, she "overlooked" him and he's angry that she's with me, soon to be engaged. He tried to force himself on her, she got away and locked herself inside her house. She called me immediately after it happened. I went over to her house, and saw the cut on her arm that he did with his knife to intimidate her. I flew off the edge, drove over to the McDonalds that he works at and took care of it.

So yeah... they didn't feel that dragging him out of his place of employment by his throat and then breaking several of his ribs, his nose, left arm, collar bone, and fracturing his jaw constituted as "self-defense". I called the police on my cell phone while I was doing this. I told them that I had just beaten some slime bastard within an inch of his life, so they should send over an ambulence and some police. It's not very often that someone turns themself in like that, so that helped my case quite a bit.

Anyway, now that you all think I'm a raging psychopath.... :lol:
 
Nah, I find what you did quite respectable Teufelkries. Nice damage toll, you should've castrated him too.

GJ man :thumbsup:

oh yeah, MM, there is no such thing as "self-defence" in america. You get suspended from school if you're the one getting beat up even if you don't hit back (which I think is utter bullsh*t). That's the reason why when someone f*cks with you here you beat the crap out of them once you get hit.

Kind of defeats the purpose now doesn't it? :rant:
 
Teufelskreis said:
they didn't feel that dragging him out of his place of employment by his throat and then breaking several of his ribs, his nose, left arm, collar bone, and fracturing his jaw constituted as "self-defense".

D00d, that is some major damage! Try to kick him under the knee-cap next time. The knee-cap breaks of almost instantaneously and ends up half way up his upper leg. Stops them from fighting back. Worked wonders for me. Although they do make a hell of a noise.



Necrochild313 said:
You get suspended from school if you're the one getting beat up even if you don't hit back

With the lack of severe punishment in the Netherlands, it is always a good idea to fight back if you think you can win it. Just the other night it was on the news that the person, who beat a women in the street with a tile with the intent to kill, had gotten the amazing punishment of 12 months.
 
Dangerous Old Man said:
Personally, I have been playing for years, in age, I exceed my third decade, and have taken several hardcore characters up to level 99. On the ladder, I have several hardcore's in the 80's. Newb .... me? You wouldn't think so, yet I was called one just last night.

Why? Because my necro was using amp on a relatively simple boss pack. Other necro - 20 levels my junior, continually cast decrep over my amp. He would say things such as --- decrep does the same dmg to monsters and slows them down --- except his use of the English language was more flawed and certainly more .... "flavorful."

I tried to correct him, but he just called me a newb and continued to override my curse. As a result, it took twice as long to kill the pack. Decrep allows for only half the damage as amp and affects CE as well. Sigh !

Dangerous Old Man
I understand how that goes. After .10 came out, I was doing a CS run with my lvl 80 something Summonancer. Some idiot kid kept overriding my Amp with IM and was using a Blood Golem. This was about two weeks after the patch and the fact that the BG/IM thing had long been fixed was fairly common knowlege. However, he insisted on spamming it overtop of my Amp, no matter what I told him.

As well, I was in a game to go kill the Ancients with another summoner, built shortly after I worked out the flaws in the first one. I had decided to go with Decrepify over Amp because I don't use CE and I'd rather have more crowd control than pure damage. It may take longer, but they seem to take fewer hits than they do killing a little faster. Well, some idiot barb kept screaming "USE AMP!" First off, he was in no danger of dying. Secondly, it was slowing down those Moon Lords quite well. Thirdly, with the investment I had already made into it, my Decrep was far more powerful (duration, radius, etc.) I told him that I don't use Amp and he went bananas on me.

Now, knowing what I do about the mechanics of the different curses, I doubt I'd ever override anyone using Amp, especially if they are using CE. That's just stupid.

But that's my .02.
 
Mad Mantis said:
D00d, that is some major damage! Try to kick him under the knee-cap next time. The knee-cap breaks of almost instantaneously and ends up half way up his upper leg. Stops them from fighting back. Worked wonders for me. Although they do make a hell of a noise.

Well, hopefully there won't be a next time, but he didn't really do much in the way of fighting back. He clawed at my arm as I was dragging him, but that was about it. The fight was pretty much over before it started, but the silly sod didn't know when to give up. I was keeping him there for the police, sof or every time he tried to get up, I had to hit him in the ribs with the tire iron.

All-in-all, the only damage I got was 3 scratches on my right arm and a busted knuckle (from fracturing his jaw).

I think I hijacked the thread enough for now... ;)
 
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