Harbingerofskulls
Unique Dragon sheild
ilvl 65
Defense 180
100% to cast a smirk on my face through consistent post habits
50% to leave me pondering his avatar
300% enhanced defense
+3 to all skills
+2 to curses
30% fast hit recovery
+6 to maximum dopeage
You now have been immortalized as an itam.
I hope it fits you well.
As to the general topic of this thread....I would have definitaly given ole' wc a solid chance if he had responded to my warnings concerning his rash behavior and spam postings...I would have stuck up for him if he would have admittted a bit of idiocy.
He didn't have to appeal to the community forum. I found out a while ago, that's not the best place to garner sympathies. :xcool:
I vote for my item:
Beatboxer's Coalescense
Set item
Elite scimitar (I forget name)
ilvl 65
Damage 150-200
100% to sum up reality in a single sentence (well at least 100% chance to try)
50% chance to appease for peace in comm/Ot forum
300% enhanced damage
50% increased attack speed
30% faster runwalk
adds 38-65 lightning damage
adds 55-200 fire damage
Chills for five minutes
+3 to summoning and literary skills
Cost: Unconsciounable
Or I would settle for
Beatboxer's sharp.
That would be cool.
On the enuff stats to win and pk thing..I knew there was an inside joke there I missed somehow but that happens often enuff for me not to concern myself about it...It sounds like the work of the mysterious, perplexing and short lived:
iplaybarbscuztheyfun
*shudders*
I told him that his member name haunted me in my sleep, in one of his threads once...his name actually got stuck in my head for some reason. It confounded my sense of self and of reality, and for that, I will always thank him.:bow:
Aww that was a fun post. Making up items is fun.
~Bb
"
Pump up the valium."
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