franzjosef
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Franzjosef's Somewhat Unusual Giveaway (longish)
The good news is that my wife has unexpectedly given birth to a Kicksin (I got nailed in the face yesterday when I leaned over the incubator). The bad news is “unexpectedlyâ€, as in this future Guardian is seven weeks premature and is going to be spending a lot of time in neonatal ICU. My playing time is now going to go to zero, alas. So I’m going to have a giveaway (modest though it may be).
I have some medium-nice things, a few HR (at least one guaranteed self-found), some nice uniques, lots of mid-level gear. My Fishy, Patriarch ElmerGantry, is not badly loaded for MF. A few Torches, a few Gheeds, not a 1337 giveaway but a few nice things at any rate. I only keep one account anyway.
But my giveaway is geared towards people like me. People who think historically for a living are going to love this one. College history majors and history buffs will love it, as they will actually get to use their skills in the real world (HEH).
So…
I will be turning over my entire hoard to the person who scores the highest on the exam I’ve prepared. Rules are simple:
1) All usual rules regarding forum giveaways apply.
2) All submissions must be made by Friday, June 22 @noon Central Daylight Time. I DO NOT ACCEPT LATE WORK!
3) Responses must be in essay format. No in-game slang allowed (sry n00bz).
4) There will be three questions. All questions must be answered to the best of the writer’s abilities. You will record your answers via response to the thread; no PMSs, please.
5) All submissions must be in your own words. I’m a professional academic, and I know how to Google just as well as the next guy. You have been warned. Just ask the poor thing who tried to submit a plagiarized paper on me this last term (hint: student is now looking for a new school).
6) The winner will be the person who has the highest cumulative score. Each question is worth a maximum of twenty (20) pts. In the event of a tie, the highest post count will determine the winner.
7) Franzjosef will be the final and sole determinant of essay scores. It’s my class, and if you disagree with my assessments, go get your own advanced degree and do your own giveaway.
8) Giveaway will be awarded by mule-session. I’m keeping the account, and will play again someday. Any unclaimed/unwanted items will be randomly gifted to noobies in open games at a future date.
9) Complaining about the giveaway or snarking about the questions will result in automatic DQ from prize consideration, and you will be mooned.
10) In the event that no one responds, or that no one gets a minimum threshold score of 38, all items will be turned over to… well, one of the forum mods, they seem like nice people. They can then have their own giveaway as they see fit.
Now for any of you who are still interested, here are the questions.
QUESTION ONE: In what ways was Harry Truman a bad President? Be sure to cite specific examples and to include analysis (400 words max).
QUESTION TWO: Describe the long-term impact of television on American political life. Use at least three examples, including details and analysis (more are OK). (600 words max)
QUESTION THREE: Compare and contrast the current occupation of Iraq with the occupation of the South after the Civil War. Highlight the similarities and the differences.
I can’t really stop you from open-booking it, but remember what I said about plagiarism. Citations OK.
Whee!!!!!
--OH YEAH: if you are on my /f list already and meet the forum criteria, you get 8 pts added bonus.
The good news is that my wife has unexpectedly given birth to a Kicksin (I got nailed in the face yesterday when I leaned over the incubator). The bad news is “unexpectedlyâ€, as in this future Guardian is seven weeks premature and is going to be spending a lot of time in neonatal ICU. My playing time is now going to go to zero, alas. So I’m going to have a giveaway (modest though it may be).
I have some medium-nice things, a few HR (at least one guaranteed self-found), some nice uniques, lots of mid-level gear. My Fishy, Patriarch ElmerGantry, is not badly loaded for MF. A few Torches, a few Gheeds, not a 1337 giveaway but a few nice things at any rate. I only keep one account anyway.
But my giveaway is geared towards people like me. People who think historically for a living are going to love this one. College history majors and history buffs will love it, as they will actually get to use their skills in the real world (HEH).
So…
I will be turning over my entire hoard to the person who scores the highest on the exam I’ve prepared. Rules are simple:
1) All usual rules regarding forum giveaways apply.
2) All submissions must be made by Friday, June 22 @noon Central Daylight Time. I DO NOT ACCEPT LATE WORK!
3) Responses must be in essay format. No in-game slang allowed (sry n00bz).
4) There will be three questions. All questions must be answered to the best of the writer’s abilities. You will record your answers via response to the thread; no PMSs, please.
5) All submissions must be in your own words. I’m a professional academic, and I know how to Google just as well as the next guy. You have been warned. Just ask the poor thing who tried to submit a plagiarized paper on me this last term (hint: student is now looking for a new school).
6) The winner will be the person who has the highest cumulative score. Each question is worth a maximum of twenty (20) pts. In the event of a tie, the highest post count will determine the winner.
7) Franzjosef will be the final and sole determinant of essay scores. It’s my class, and if you disagree with my assessments, go get your own advanced degree and do your own giveaway.
8) Giveaway will be awarded by mule-session. I’m keeping the account, and will play again someday. Any unclaimed/unwanted items will be randomly gifted to noobies in open games at a future date.
9) Complaining about the giveaway or snarking about the questions will result in automatic DQ from prize consideration, and you will be mooned.
10) In the event that no one responds, or that no one gets a minimum threshold score of 38, all items will be turned over to… well, one of the forum mods, they seem like nice people. They can then have their own giveaway as they see fit.
Now for any of you who are still interested, here are the questions.
QUESTION ONE: In what ways was Harry Truman a bad President? Be sure to cite specific examples and to include analysis (400 words max).
QUESTION TWO: Describe the long-term impact of television on American political life. Use at least three examples, including details and analysis (more are OK). (600 words max)
QUESTION THREE: Compare and contrast the current occupation of Iraq with the occupation of the South after the Civil War. Highlight the similarities and the differences.
I can’t really stop you from open-booking it, but remember what I said about plagiarism. Citations OK.
Whee!!!!!
--OH YEAH: if you are on my /f list already and meet the forum criteria, you get 8 pts added bonus.