farting bob's top 5 Funniest monsters
Hi! sorry its a bit later than usual this week, but im kinda busy / lazy and couldnt think of anything good to do. but that problem is sorted, so i will begin.
Since the dawn of time, there have been big scary animals that kill you in such ways you would rather not know about. There are also small, often furry looking creatures who you laugh at... then they kill you in such ways you would rather not know about.
Both these types are in the diablo world, but the top 5 for this week mainly comes from a tbhird group. they dont look klike they can rip your voice box out from 20 paces, and in reality, they probably couldnt at any number of paces.
So this poll is to find the funniest monsters, for any reason (appearence, stats, general oddness etc).
Fallen
Ahh yes, those annoying red devils that generally give you exp up to lvl 3, then it seems pointless to kill them, when they provide such entertainment. You hit them, they run away squeling. You kill 1 of them, and they all run away squeling. They walk around in large numbers, but if you even look in there general direction, you guessed it, run away squeling. And the amount of damage they do, it just feel like being tickled, so extra points there.
Hell bovines
MOOOOOOOO. The common cow is a peaceful domesticated animal, used by man for food, drink and mowing the grass. But somewhere in the evolution a new breed came about. these were 2 legged axe weilding killing machines, and these are the ones im talking about. The first sight of them is enough to send even the most constipated grumpy old man into fits of laughter, and then the sound. A master stroke by Blizz there... Need i say more about these?
Yetis
And all the big furry monsters that are based on them. The ones in the frozen river are my favourites, because there big, white and furry, and they glow blue when using a holy freeze merc. Yes, there tough, but yes, they also look like they could cuddle you all day and make a great pillow.
Fetishes
My god are they annoying some times, but the 2ft high jungle inhabitants are some of the funniest things in the Diablo world. Complete with a 3ft long butchers knife (which just defies logic how they hold it) or a pea shooter (which is the kind id say should be on the list) in herds of 20 or more, these things are funny. Not ot mention the shaman, whcih is jsut 1 of these guys (still clutching the butchers knife) and a enormous decrative mask. But if you kill the mask bearer, a second dude pops out and madly assaults your ankles.
Quill rats
You didnt think i'd leave out the faithful quill rats did you? normally the first thing you find when you first venture out into the blood moor. The spikey creatures are odd indeed. ignoring the fact they do no dmg to anybody wearing more than a cracked sash, and ignroing the impossibilty factor of them dropping polearms despite being hedgehog size. ignore the fact that they die in 1 or 2 hits most of the time. Then, and only then, will they be less funny.
So there you go, vote for whcih you think is the funniest D2 creature. Poast what you voted for, why, any suggestions or disagreements with my list.
Hi! sorry its a bit later than usual this week, but im kinda busy / lazy and couldnt think of anything good to do. but that problem is sorted, so i will begin.
Since the dawn of time, there have been big scary animals that kill you in such ways you would rather not know about. There are also small, often furry looking creatures who you laugh at... then they kill you in such ways you would rather not know about.
Both these types are in the diablo world, but the top 5 for this week mainly comes from a tbhird group. they dont look klike they can rip your voice box out from 20 paces, and in reality, they probably couldnt at any number of paces.
So this poll is to find the funniest monsters, for any reason (appearence, stats, general oddness etc).
Fallen
Ahh yes, those annoying red devils that generally give you exp up to lvl 3, then it seems pointless to kill them, when they provide such entertainment. You hit them, they run away squeling. You kill 1 of them, and they all run away squeling. They walk around in large numbers, but if you even look in there general direction, you guessed it, run away squeling. And the amount of damage they do, it just feel like being tickled, so extra points there.
Hell bovines
MOOOOOOOO. The common cow is a peaceful domesticated animal, used by man for food, drink and mowing the grass. But somewhere in the evolution a new breed came about. these were 2 legged axe weilding killing machines, and these are the ones im talking about. The first sight of them is enough to send even the most constipated grumpy old man into fits of laughter, and then the sound. A master stroke by Blizz there... Need i say more about these?
Yetis
And all the big furry monsters that are based on them. The ones in the frozen river are my favourites, because there big, white and furry, and they glow blue when using a holy freeze merc. Yes, there tough, but yes, they also look like they could cuddle you all day and make a great pillow.
Fetishes
My god are they annoying some times, but the 2ft high jungle inhabitants are some of the funniest things in the Diablo world. Complete with a 3ft long butchers knife (which just defies logic how they hold it) or a pea shooter (which is the kind id say should be on the list) in herds of 20 or more, these things are funny. Not ot mention the shaman, whcih is jsut 1 of these guys (still clutching the butchers knife) and a enormous decrative mask. But if you kill the mask bearer, a second dude pops out and madly assaults your ankles.
Quill rats
You didnt think i'd leave out the faithful quill rats did you? normally the first thing you find when you first venture out into the blood moor. The spikey creatures are odd indeed. ignoring the fact they do no dmg to anybody wearing more than a cracked sash, and ignroing the impossibilty factor of them dropping polearms despite being hedgehog size. ignore the fact that they die in 1 or 2 hits most of the time. Then, and only then, will they be less funny.
So there you go, vote for whcih you think is the funniest D2 creature. Poast what you voted for, why, any suggestions or disagreements with my list.
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