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Sint Nikolaas said:
worst place actually had to be ~next~ to my bed.. :rolleyes: I woke up that morning and I was lying next to my bed which was quite neat, so I must've stumbled in my room and by the looks of my pants being half down I probably fell over trying to get them off and.. well just fell asleep. I spend a couple of nights on the sofa too but that isn't too hard.
A friend of mine spend a night in his front yard once.. we got so drunk that he actually couldn't open the door (which was NOT locked) so he decieded to lay down. :D
Ive seen someone sleep outside on a trampoline once, but we woke him up at 3 in the morning by all bouncing on it :D. scared the **** out of him....
 
farting bob said:
The best place is definitely in a bedroom with 3 16yr old girls. :cool: there are no witnesses to say what happened the night before, so i must only imagine what went on, and believe that to be the truth.

You guys had a pillow fight and the girls kicked your arse?

@St Nik: Amsterdam huh, sounds like fun. One of these days I'm gonna go to Europe and see the sights (I'm sure that's what you guys want to see, another annoying tourist). It just seems like such a cool place, well except England. I feel sorry for anyone who lives there :rolleyes: .
 
ahcw said:
You guys had a pillow fight and the girls kicked your arse?
I could live with that.

ahcw said:
@St Nik: Amsterdam huh, sounds like fun. One of these days I'm gonna go to Europe and see the sights (I'm sure that's what you guys want to see, another annoying tourist). It just seems like such a cool place, well except England. I feel sorry for anyone who lives there :rolleyes: .
Avoid england at all costs. its qutie boring, the only places i like here are brighton and london, and thats only because of the live music, cool shops and the high crime rate. Avoid france on your journeys as well, there's even less to do there, and its full of french people. :rolleyes:
 
Sint Nikolaas said:
untill someone tells the true story about how you got there and involves a sheep.. or two :eek:

Sounds like there's a story there, Sint.

I don't think I want to hear it, though.

If you're going to get that drunk, make sure it's with good friends, who'll tell you what really happened that night, rather than with ones that will make stuff up. :rolleyes:
 
Mage11 said:
If you're going to get that drunk, make sure it's with good friends, who'll tell you what really happened that night, rather than with ones that will make stuff up. :rolleyes:

Or ones that'll lock you in a tiny closet for an hour.

@bob: Alright I'll remember to steer clear of England and France on my trip :).
 
ahcw said:
Or ones that'll lock you in a tiny closet for an hour.

@bob: Alright I'll remember to steer clear of England and France on my trip :).
You can come see me if you like, im 20 minutes drive from the airport, but avoid as much of the rest of the country as possible.
If they lock you in a closet for an hour, make sure they dont put the sheep in too, or loose the key.
 
lies mage.. no story there! I swear gdit.

ahcw.. amsterdam isn't that great, fairly overestimated. Sure you can get your drinks and smokes all night but I really like to meet a place where you can't. (don't say ''where I live'' since most likely there is the same oppertunity unly underground, here in holland we just got lucky and have it in broad daylight.) We have some nice museums.. :p

EDIT: 2 am, time for sleep :)
 
Sint Nikolaas said:
ahcw.. amsterdam isn't that great, fairly overestimated. Sure you can get your drinks and smokes all night but I really like to meet a place where you can't. (don't say ''where I live'' since most likely there is the same oppertunity unly underground, here in holland we just got lucky and have it in broad daylight.) We have some nice museums.. :p

Hmm a place with no drinking or smoking......well you could always live with the Amish I suppose. The next closest thing would be to find a small town like where I grew up. There is of course drinking to some extent, but smoking is pretty much non-existent :).

Nice museums huh...well I'll be sure to check that out.

@bob: If I'm ever in England I'll be sure to look you up. As for loosing the key...well it wasn't "locked" locked, my "friend" just put this chest in front of the door so I couldn't budge it.
 
ahcw said:
Hmm a place with no drinking or smoking......well you could always live with the Amish I suppose. The next closest thing would be to find a small town like where I grew up. There is of course drinking to some extent, but smoking is pretty much non-existent :).

Nice museums huh...well I'll be sure to check that out.

@bob: If I'm ever in England I'll be sure to look you up. As for loosing the key...well it wasn't "locked" locked, my "friend" just put this chest in front of the door so I couldn't budge it.
How small are we talking? big enough to move your legs?
Anwyay, i got a hopuse party to go to in a few weeks that i will probably end up sleeping there, so if i end up in some difficult to explain position, i'll let you all know.
 
farting bob said:
How small are we talking? big enough to move your legs?
Anwyay, i got a hopuse party to go to in a few weeks that i will probably end up sleeping there, so if i end up in some difficult to explain position, i'll let you all know.

Ok the closet was a normal closet, but there are shelves inside (it's a linen closet) and I was forced under the lowest shelf. I could move my legs a little bit, but I was pretty much forced to sit with my knees up the whole time. It was a cramping nightmare.
 
ahcw said:
Ok the closet was a normal closet, but there are shelves inside (it's a linen closet) and I was forced under the lowest shelf. I could move my legs a little bit, but I was pretty much forced to sit with my knees up the whole time. It was a cramping nightmare.
So this 'tiny closet' was actually a full size one, which you can stand up in, but you just didnt realise you could? not looking so impressive now is it? :p
 
@ahcw: heh, you dont even know the meaning of small town till you have seen where i live.

also, at a party i crashed on couch/bed thingy and when i woke up there was some guy who i didnt know sleeping next to me. i swear that nothing happened, but after a night of talking to french prostitutes and taking all the skin of my knees and hands this just topped it all off
 
farting bob said:
So this 'tiny closet' was actually a full size one, which you can stand up in, but you just didnt realise you could? not looking so impressive now is it? :p

No no, you're not listening. It was a full size closet technically, but the shelves make it impossible to stand up. It's not a coat closet or anything, it's a linen closet. I give up if you can't picture it I suppose.

@LOCO: How small we talking? Oh, and just keep telling yourself that nothing happened. It'll ease the pain :p.
 
ahcw said:
No no, you're not listening. It was a full size closet technically, but the shelves make it impossible to stand up. It's not a coat closet or anything, it's a linen closet. I give up if you can't picture it I suppose.

@LOCO: How small we talking? Oh, and just keep telling yourself that nothing happened. It'll ease the pain :p.
Ok, i get it know, and can see why you couldnt stand up.
My village has about 300 people in, and at least 250 of those are rich old people who have retired and are scared of the 'youth of today' it is very dull, and i cant even get broadband here (no fast posting damnit) and until i can drive i have to rely on a overpriced unreliable bus service to get places.
 
ahcw said:
How small we talking? Oh, and just keep telling yourself that nothing happened. It'll ease the pain :p.

it pretty much only has one street, thank god for pubs but!. and the pain did not go away for a while(no not the dirty pain) as i spent most of the morning picking bitumen out of my hands.
 
farting bob said:
Ok, i get it know, and can see why you couldnt stand up.
My village has about 300 people in, and at least 250 of those are rich old people who have retired and are scared of the 'youth of today' it is very dull, and i cant even get broadband here (no fast posting damnit) and until i can drive i have to rely on a overpriced unreliable bus service to get places.

Ok I'm glad that's straightend out.

My town was about 100 people until I hit the 2nd grade and moved 50 miles to a town with about a 1000 people (big upgrade). Now I live in a city of 100,000 people and go to college with 25,000 students. Man that was a hell of a shocker when I first moved.
 
farting bob said:
I never knew the EMB has a wine cellar. havent seen it being used much recently, but what the hell, i'll have a wine too. now im more sophisticated. :)

It's down to a couple of bottles now, it needs to be refilled... (yes, that was a hint!!) Wine consumption used to be a lot more about half a year ago... When Elenhin still dropped in regularly, the wine cellar emptied pretty quickly ;) Anyone seen her lately by the way? Or kresida?
 

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