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You can still type, d00d? Definetly more booze for you! If I can find Durf's credit card the next round is on me... him :D
 
prob;ems i s the at i can still toight type, but some of my fingher smove faters than te otehj rfinger. tis altl mashign togerth intone bigh keboard mvoemenr.

Hmmmnnnm, iosee my bed, im sleep soo - night.
 
Remember kiddies never drink and touch type
 
I have stuck stricktly to water today after last nights insident with getting really really sick at 5am. Thank god the carpet didn't stain. Da*n Ruby Red Squirt, Dam* You!
 
hahah way to go bunny...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!

I might actually be going to a party on friday...oooo....... I have every intention of drinking enough to wake up with atleast a kebab.
Cindy isn't invited so she'll only be able to be angry at me afterwards, when a hang over makes me not care.
 
Ah yes, one of the attractions of mixed drinks - multicolour vomit. It's amazing what colours you can get coming out of your stomach by simply drinking different things.

Personally, I'll stick with beer. Don't knock it until you've tried it, Bunny. And by tried it, I don't mean a sip. 3 or 4 litres should be enough to define whether it suits your taste or not.

Mmm . . . beer.

Even Benjamin Franklin thought it was the best thing - proof that God exists and loves us.
 
Mage11 said:
Ah yes, one of the attractions of mixed drinks - multicolour vomit. It's amazing what colours you can get coming out of your stomach by simply drinking different things.

Personally, I'll stick with beer. Don't knock it until you've tried it, Bunny. And by tried it, I don't mean a sip. 3 or 4 litres should be enough to define whether it suits your taste or not.

Mmm . . . beer.

Even Benjamin Franklin thought it was the best thing - proof that God exists and loves us.


I read an article a few weeks back that someone in the OTF linked too. Some guy got buried in his car in an avalanche and apparently his car was full of beer, so he drank it all and pee'd his way out. now who wants to knock beer.

Our science teacher in year 10 had most of the class convinced that when you ate carrot it was stored in a small sac inside you until you threw up, and thats why there was always carrot chunks in your vomit.
 
corax said:
I read an article a few weeks back that someone in the OTF linked too. Some guy got buried in his car in an avalanche and apparently his car was full of beer, so he drank it all and pee'd his way out. now who wants to knock beer.

Our science teacher in year 10 had most of the class convinced that when you ate carrot it was stored in a small sac inside you until you threw up, and thats why there was always carrot chunks in your vomit.
Sure, beer kills thousands a year, but if it helps 1 guy pee his way to safety, then i dont see what everyone is worried about. Just dont eat the yellow snow and you'll be fine.
And last week my history teacher came in drunk (he is a pisshead communist and proud of it) and recommended that we bring in beer for if we get bored during his lessons. i dont know how many things he did and said that could have got him sacked, but it was funny.

The carrots are normally from the same place as the kebab that you ate even tough youve never seen a kebab shop in your town.
 
You can't blame the beer for your own stupidity.

As for the kebabs, I actually found a kebab shop during the day. I was surprised, as I thought that they didn't exist. However, I'm sure I've never been near that place while I was drunk (it's out of the way of most places I've been to drink). Still had some terrible kebabs.

In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the dodgy kebabs that make me vomit, not the alcohol (except for bourbon, which almost always makes me puke).
 
farting bob said:
The carrots are normally from the same place as the kebab that you ate even tough youve never seen a kebab shop in your town.

kabab shops are like vampires, they only seem to found at night time only to dissapear again when the sun comes up, or after youve bought a kabab of course
 
Kebab shops are similar to the old antique store that the 'hero' of a story wanders into an finds an ancient powerful artifact which starts the quest.
meaning when you go back to find the shop to ask to the origins of the Kebab, the shop is gone.


Or possibly when you get home you make a kebab, which is why it always tastes so terrible.
 
ahhh! transformers, how can you go wrong. good bit of nostalgia never hurt no one.

*orders bottle of bundy and can of coke to remember old times with*
 
hey colony. come have a cold one and let us know what youve been up to since last visit.
 
Bah, slow forums for the last 2 days!
over a minute to load the post reply page = angry bob.
*drinks beer, gets angry, picks fight with the internet, but loses when the internet downlaods a virus into FB and then the rest of the night is spent chucking up.*
 
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