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pffft designated drivers. if you can get your keys into the key hole best 3/5 then you're fine.

im kidding of course. dont drink and drive you n00bs
 
corax said:
pffft designated drivers. if you can get your keys into the key hole best 3/5 then you're fine.

i just dont take the keys out sometimes, although i havent tried this in the city yet as im not entirelly sure about dem dere city slicker folk.
 
corax said:
pffft designated drivers. if you can get your keys into the key hole best 3/5 then you're fine.

im kidding of course. dont drink and drive you n00bs
Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly!
And america is a funny place. you can get married, have sex, drive a cargamble and own a house, but you cant get pissed. How old do you have to be to own a gun in alaska?
 
farting bob said:
Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly!
And america is a funny place. you can get married, have sex, drive a cargamble and own a house, but you cant get pissed. How old do you have to be to own a gun in alaska?


more importantly what's open season on canadians?

the good thing about being down under is

at 16 - legal sex if your both 16 to 18, drinking at hime with guardians consent
at 17 - drivers license
at 18 - Booze, womens, house, gamble, booze, smoke, booze, booze. u get the idea.

however you can get married anytime as long as both the bride and groom (or bride and bride or groom and groom, its up to you) have consenting parents. interesting no.

Also the record for youngest parents is held by chinese kids, 8 and 9 cant remember who was older.
 
corax said:
more importantly what's open season on canadians?

the good thing about being down under is

at 16 - legal sex if your both 16 to 18, drinking at hime with guardians consent
at 17 - drivers license
at 18 - Booze, womens, house, gamble, booze, smoke, booze, booze. u get the idea.

however you can get married anytime as long as both the bride and groom (or bride and bride or groom and groom, its up to you) have consenting parents. interesting no.

Also the record for youngest parents is held by chinese kids, 8 and 9 cant remember who was older.
The ages seem pretty much the same in england, although i think you have to be 21 to get a mortgage.
And about that youngest parents. that is the most sick, twisted thing ive ever heard you say corax, and you've said alot...
 
farting bob said:
And about that youngest parents. that is the most sick, twisted thing ive ever heard you say corax, and you've said alot...

I heard it somewhere and it seemed slightly relevant, so out it got typed.

At least I didn't crack onto my mum and your sister....*cough* silo *cough*


its damn cold here atm. its been drizzly and bleh all damn day. and windy too boot. grrrrrr.
 
corax said:
I heard it somewhere and it seemed slightly relevant, so out it got typed.

At least I didn't crack onto my mum and your sister....*cough* silo *cough*


its damn cold here atm. its been drizzly and bleh all damn day. and windy too boot. grrrrrr.
Yes, silo is disturbing as well.
And you have no right to complain about the weather. your winters are warmer than my summers!
 
farting bob said:
Yes, silo is disturbing as well.
And you have no right to complain about the weather. your winters are warmer than my summers!

not my fault all the smart British ( GG oxymoron) came out here way back in 1788 now is it?
 
farting bob said:
i must point out that we sent all our convicts and exile's other there because we didnt want them. Your country is made up of our rejects :P

hah. dont even know your history. they were sent here because you n00bs on your tiny island lacked the room for our awesome criminalistic might!!

ha ha!

i need a drink.


also i should like to take this time to point out that IMO the majority of criminals fall into either the lowest or highest category of intelligent, too stupid for their own good or too smart for their own good.
 
corax said:
hah. dont even know your history. they were sent here because you n00bs on your tiny island lacked the room for our awesome criminalistic might!!

ha ha!

i need a drink.


also i should like to take this time to point out that IMO the majority of criminals fall into either the lowest or highest category of intelligent, too stupid for their own good or too smart for their own good.

on the subject of criminals, has anyone really watched a car chase? i mean most of them go like 50 mph or like 70 mph hoping to outrun a cop car that can do 110 mph. kinda stupid really.

i mean, if i were to get in a car chase with the cop's on me, i would get like a fehrarri (however the heck you spell it) and go like 170 and out run 'em :x
 
Arewyn said:
on the subject of criminals, has anyone really watched a car chase? i mean most of them go like 50 mph or like 70 mph hoping to outrun a cop car that can do 110 mph. kinda stupid really.

i mean, if i were to get in a car chase with the cop's on me, i would get like a fehrarri (however the heck you spell it) and go like 170 and out run 'em :x

You aren't old enough to drive a car yet, right?

Try driving down a motorway at 120mph and you'll understand why they go 70...
 
silospen said:
You aren't old enough to drive a car yet, right?

Try driving down a motorway at 120mph and you'll understand why they go 70...

I'll second that motion. Over 75-80 mph, things approach real real fast.

And besides, if you were going that fast, they'd probably send a police helicopter after you and wait until you had to stop for gas ;)

Or spike strips. Those work too.
 
Kaysaar said:
I'll second that motion. Over 75-80 mph, things approach real real fast.

And besides, if you were going that fast, they'd probably send a police helicopter after you and wait until you had to stop for gas ;)

Or spike strips. Those work too.

Spike strips at 70....there's one thing I really wouldn't want to experience.
 
I just have to put my 2 cents in on this one. Spike strips may be bad at 70, but I know something else that sucks. Deer. Ever hit a deer going 65-70? It's not pleasant. Been there, ridden with someone who did that. :(
 
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