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A beer will do, please!

May I join you HolyPade? I agree it's been quite slow around here. Care for a little competition with the darts?

Drinking and throwing weapons. This is life!
 
*Walks in, throws three darts from the other side of the bar. All hit triple 20.*

Aah, the joys of being 1337. Time for the next joys - orders 3 Guinnesses.

Cheers to all at the forum for making it so worthwhile. :drink: :drink: :drink:
 
Pointy objects and alcohol is too scary a mix for me.

*line up cups of beer, and practices throwing ping-pong balls into said cups

Anyone for a 1v1 game of Beirut/Beer pong?

-FF
 
Whoa, darts! You guys just won't believe how good I am at that! Let me perform a little presentation... Now, corax, stand there by the bar and hold that dart. You've got steady grip, right? Good boy! Now, pay attention and don't move!

* Throws the darts board at corax in frisbee style and bumps him sqarely in the bridge of the nose. The darts board falls to the floor, immediately followed by corax, who lands on top of it, the dart in his hand piercing the exact center of the board *

See? I told you I am good! I'd have a glass of carrot juice, please.
 
*is now slightly confused and frightened as too why he is attached to a dartboard by his face* i think i really need some coffee(with whiskey in it) nothing better to keep you awake for ''studying''. which so far has consisted of reading a few unrelated novels. studying some beyond syllabus chemistry. physics and biology which i dont do.. oh and a some what crappy attempt at writing my own book. :scared: it frightened me with its terribleness
*tries to drink but smashes his mug on the dartboard and gets glass/coffee/hot water/ whiskey in his eyes and up his nose* oh bugga...
 
Good afternoon you all!

Give me a lucky one. Black label on the rocks. Gonna start some Pindle/Meph runs now, and those golds and greens better show um, lest I will get really pissed.

*Goes to pinball machine*

Hmm... Arreat's Siege... this one is new, gonna try it...

*wastes 2 hours, puts top 5 scores in it*

Ha, Catapult Ride, Shenk Wack, Game of Skull and Rocks - this machine rocks!

Off to MF!
 
*Goes to continue 1337ness, flicks dart backhand towards the board, only to have it miss wildly and hit the bar.*

Oh well, couldn't last too long.

I'd just leave them alone. Who cares what they think? I'm sure if all those who use bnet came looking to give an ***-whooping every time we complained about bnetters this wouldn't be as nice a place to be.

Personally, I'd rather sit back here drinking a Guinness and knowing that I don't give a damn about them. Cheers. :drink:
 
*grabs a coffee* i cant affect my bad coordination with alcohol. playing d2. must ahhhh damn. oh well. *shrugs* even im not sure on this one.
*pulls up a stool and reads the newspaper* hmmmmm jobs.. i have a job interview next week. and i have 300 acres of land to fence. and exams. and yet. im here. mystifying
 
* sigh *

How about some warm milk with cinnamon and sugar? Damn, I'm already sick of tea and just anything non-alcocholic and caffeinless. :rant:
 
you need a coffee/whiskey combo amalthea :thumbsup: its good for those late ''study'' nights. heh. except im now all out of whiskey
*pilfers a barrel of whiskey from behind the bar*

you all need to be more careful where you leave the EMB. if you don't look after it you'll lose it. my mum told me that when i was little
 
not much lonewolf. in the middle of high school exams. so ive been helping the girlfriend study. also i have a jobn interview tomorow so that could mean less d2 time for me :hanky:
 
good to see that you have come to the right place for studying then.

lesson one :drink:

lesson two :buddies:

lesson three :drink: + :buddies: = anything but study

and rememder that study, just like logic, is highly overrated and often fatal
 
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