Pissed as in drunk or as in angry? +1 for punching hard objects in either of those states.
I used to drink energy drinks a heck of a lot, mainly Relentless. In fact, my friends used to take a group of us in his battered old car to a 24hr supermarket to buy Relentless at 2AM to continue gaming sessions. These days, much poorer, I stick to instant coffee. It does the job and a breathmint takes the taste away.
@Corax: Really sorry to hear that dude. If I may, does your wife play D&D? Perhaps the problem is that she is scared that the lady shares an interest in one of your hobbies, when she does not. Personally, I know Samantha would be threatened if I played with a female on D2 or Minecraft. I recently subscribed to a girl on YouTube who plays CoD, and Samantha saw, and went to bed without talking to me.
Anyway, I cleaned the house, cooked a horrible dinner, and she had a lovely time at her conference.