Ok. So I'm wearing the NPC shirt today. At lunch, stepdad asks "What does NPC stand for?" I told him that NPC is a gaming term that refers to computer-controlled characters who have no free will and only act in service of the player-controlled characters, and I thought it accurately reflected my station in life at the present. He asked "is this was by choice or fate?" I replied that insofar as I blame my current situation on myself, Choice, but if I blame my station on external influences, then it would be fate, though perhaps Chance is a better way of describing it.
So, throughout the afternoon, he made snide remarks about 'NPC this' and 'NPC that'.
At dinner, he decided it would be a good idea to describe all of my family (mom, dad, their brothers and sisters, cousins, parents, aunts, etc. etc.) as 'NPCs.'
I told him that he didn't have a true grasp of the term, and reminded him that NPCs, by their very nature as software controlled entities, have absolutely no free will or choice, nor do they participate in Fate or Destiny or Chance or whatever, and that in describing myself as an NPC, though I have become an NPC partly by choice, it was a choice between being spat on and swimming in spit: either way, you're coated in spit. (I used another word that has an 'h' instead of the 'p.')
I think he gets it now, and I wish he'd just drop it. One of these days, he's going to catch me at a bad moment and I'm gonna go right off: eff you, eff this, eff that, effing effer, or somesuch.
I need another drink.
Good times.