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[Ana]

*starts to spit nails at baby squids*

 

[Sidhe1]

*starts to spit nails at baby squids*

Nooo, not the small ones!! *runs in and saves the baby squids* There there, don't worry, that mean nail lady can't get at you anymore...

 

[Ana]

The small ones become the big ones!!!

You bet I can! *casts taunt on baby squids*

You see!

*aims nail gun*

 

[Sidhe1]

*casts Cloak of Shadows and Burst of Speed and runs away with the baby squids in a basket*

 

[Arreat_mercenary]

* casts popcorn on the microwave *

free women fight! Gotta love the EMB!

* sits on a chair and puts the feet on a table *

 

[Ana]

*targets the door of the Bar and nails it shut*

You're not going anywhere...

 

[Sidhe1]

*dives out of the window and runs runs runs*

 

[Ana]

*dives out of the window and runs runs runs*

That's right! Keep on running!

*gets toolbox out of other thread and starts working on the windows to make them jump-through-proof*

No more baby squid in here, or it'll be for baby calamari.

 

[Arreat_mercenary]

damn, they closed the show.....

 

[Sidhe1]

*comes back after having hid the baby squid someplace safe*

*tries the door* ...

*decides to jump back through the window*
:banghead:
Argh, damnit, who nailed those things shut!!

 

[Ana]

*hands on hips*

Me.

You *points at Sidhe* can come in. They *makes waving gesture to outside* can't.

 

[Sidhe1]

*hands on hips*

Me.

You *points at Sidhe* can come in. They *makes waving gesture to outside* cant.

As they damn well won't... I explained them what baby-calamari are, and they're mighty frightened now... Poor things... You big meaniehead you...
*kicks in door and trudges in*

...

*goes sit in the kiddies-corner, angry pout on face, coloring like mad*

 

[Ana]

Damn, now I'll have to fix the door again...

Yes, I like my calamari frightened *maakt vaag dansje met armen in vierkant*

You'd better not scratch that table, Siddy... *best school teacher's face*

 

[Arreat_mercenary]

New weapon for the squid: nail gun, who needs an harpoon anyway!?

 

[somethingsin]

Wow... I seem to have regained consciousness, and my power brick..

Still feeling very very woozy...
Think I may be getting ill...

 

[Sidhe1]

*maakt vaag dansje met armen in vierkant*

*tries to keep her angry pout, but can't keep her face straight and starts giggling*

Work it, Ana! :thumbsup:

But you still won't get those baby squid... If you want calamari so badly, go hunt the mother, oknp?

 

[Ana]

Yep, that usually does the trick.

I was hoping to lure her with the babies... but okay, I'll leave them alone... for now that is.

Well, I'll just have to wait to get her in my sights...

I like your drawings :grin:

 

[Arreat_mercenary]

And I don't like the squid all over the place eating posts :grrrr:

 

[Kaysaar]

I like Calamari :grin:

*trips over nails*

 

[Ana]

*carries in huge magnet to retrieve all the nails*

Don't want anyone to get hurt :wink3:

*throws them all in front of the Curtain in the Lounge*

New burglar alarm, hehe.