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*steals durf's credit card while he is passed out and buys rounds of drinks to celebrating defeating the terribly enemy known as spyware* hah pwnt.

*puts a blanket over durf n holypade so they can join the mile high club on the bar floor*
*leaves in a drunken stupor and rides his lawn mower home*
 
corax said:
*puts a blanket over durf n holypade so they can join the mile high club on the bar floor*
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:sleep: *wakes up under a blanket beside Durf*

Gaaaaaah! :scared: What happened? Me n Durf, corax you prankster! :lol:
 
HolyPade said:
:sleep: *wakes up under a blanket beside Durf*

Gaaaaaah! :scared: What happened? Me n Durf, corax you prankster! :lol:
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This has to be a low point for you. So, I'm buying.....with Durfs' credit card. When Sidhe shows up, tell her we will be intertaining a party of 30 sat. night and she needs to coordinate with the EMB, caterer and band.
 
Darkwell said:
This has to be a low point for you. So, I'm buying.....with Durfs' credit card. When Sidhe shows up, tell her we will be intertaining a party of 30 sat. night and she needs to coordinate with the EMB, caterer and band.
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A party, eh? :clap:

I'm so going to party like it's 999! :buddies:

...

Where are you, Rogue my love? It has been like 2 months... :(
 
Yes, rogue, where are you? I would guess her to be 5-6 months pregnant now. We need to plan a baby shower for her (baby shower = party).

@Dundee, I saw the picture of you in the Batman outfit.....I need a whiskey.....make it a double.
 
*gets drunk and shunts the bar to page one* yes. rogue has been absent hasnt she.
 
* kicks corax in the nu.. knee * That's for leaving me alone with Durf! :lol:

Guinness, please. Actually make it two! :drink: :drink:
 
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. (Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) )
 
I'd take some of that coffee too. On Durf of course. (Durf's credit card belongs to the EMB.)

Damn, I just realized I haven't thanked Durf for the gmail invite I grabbed from him some time ago. So, here it goes:

Thank you, Durf :worship:
 
Toppo said:
I'd take some of that coffee too. On Durf of course. (Durf's credit card belongs to the EMB.)

Damn, I just realized I haven't thanked Durf for the gmail invite I grabbed from him some time ago. So, here it goes:

Thank you, Durf :worship:
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"Thank you durf......I'm going to go spend your money in the bar now". Nice thanks man :lol:
 
*Drifts in, rests shovel against the wall*

I'll have an ice cold beer thanks. Worked up a bit of a sweat digging this thread out of the depths of the forum.

Oh yeah, and big congratulations to our former barman Lord Vega on his brand new Guardian. Drinks are on me until Durf's card runs out. :drink:
 
*walks in looking really tired*

Give me something strong to get me on my feet again. The new drink, "Durf's coffee" might do nicely. :)
 
* Heavily walks in in a ?mphasized macho-man outfit disguise and sits on the bar *
"Bring me 3 beers!" - in baritone that slightly tends to be a bit falsetto.
* The false moustache drops in the glass of beer. Quickly hides bare lip with a hand*
"Uh, excuse me, which way is the ladies room? ... Oh, crap!"
 
man, I need a sleeping potion, can I get it here? It's 11:15 in the evening here and i must get up at 6:00 so I want to dream really quick. anyways, I am going to try it out now. See ya all!!! :howdy:
 
amalthea said:
* Heavily walks in in a ?mphasized macho-man outfit disguise and sits on the bar *
"Bring me 3 beers!" - in baritone that slightly tends to be a bit falsetto.
* The false moustache drops in the glass of beer. Quickly hides bare lip with a hand*
"Uh, excuse me, which way is the ladies room? ... Oh, crap!"
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Out back, there's a bush, right side for guys, left side for ladies, newspapers in the corner.
 
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