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A lionfish, a box jellyfish or pufferfish are also awesome to slap people with or use as ammo in a fish gun or catapult.
They are all poisonous, have spikes to sting with and the pufferfish blows up.
A blue ringed octopus would also be a good water animal to slap people with, it's not a fish though.

Jcakes beat me to the Monty Python sketch.
 
Jcakes beat me to the Monty Python sketch.
Me, too.

What was the name of that tropical fish that creeps up one's urethra, with barbs, so you can't pull it out?
 
The candiru, but there are no known cases of a man having had one in his urethra, there are some known cases of women having one lodged there but were rather easy to remove.
 
Yes, yes you did. And you should feel bad. Now fix it!

Sounds like asking the arsonist to put out a fire by dousing it in gasoline!
 
*walks into the bar looking for his bar stool with built-in hot choco maker

'Say, did anyone see my ... ouch, kestegs, that looks nasty. Shall I call for some medical care?'
 
Been quite busy lately with work et cetera. Hopefully with summer coming i'll have more time to play; i've been playing a bit here and there, but no real, major progress.
 
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