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[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Aussies know about sharks. They are practically related.

 

[kamap1]

Cuddled a shark have you?
But did you cuddle a dolphin to make the comparison?

 

[Cyrax1]

Waterboarding isn't an option if there is no water, so in the desert or on the poles it might be a problem from time to time if you haven't brought any water.

There is water on the poles. It's just in solid form. Which makes waterboarding quite...interesting.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

There is water on the poles. It's just in solid form. Which makes waterboarding quite...interesting.

Smacking people with frozen fish is interesting, too.

My weapon of choice is a medium-sized basking shark.

 

[Cyrax1]

How did you come to that when there's so much choice in frozen fish?

Also i tried it in the desert, but throwing a water filled cactus at someone just isn't the same

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

How did you come to that when there's so much choice in frozen fish?

I would have chosen a whale shark but if you go too heavy you lose power on the swing ...

Also i tried it in the desert, but throwing a water filled cactus at someone just isn't the same

The desert where I am at the moment has no cactus, so there's not that option. My colleague tried throwing water at a camel spider but the camel spider chased him away. Oh, for a cactus!

 

[Kestegs]

I feel like sand could work pretty well in place of water if you want it to.

 

[kamap1]

I'd got for a swordfish, you can slap and stab with it.

 

[Cyrax1]

I think i'm more someone for a smaller fish. Just like when in rpg's you choose a dagger, you pick speed over higher damage numbers.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

I think i'm more someone for a smaller fish. Just like when in rpg's you choose a dagger, you pick speed over higher damage numbers.

Says the guy who has never seen his enemies crushed by a finely swung frozen basking shark.

Shock and awe. Shock and oar. Oar ...

Hmm ... oarfish. Imagine the angular momentum of a well swung oarfish ... back soon.

 

[ioupain]

I'll use an ocean sunfish...they can reach weights of 1000 kg.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

I'll use an ocean sunfish...they can reach weights of 1000 kg.

I've considered sunfish and also halibut, but they are just the wrong shape.

It's not just mass, it's ease of use, it's speed of swing and it's whether you'd look ridiculous swinging a large sunfish at someone.

 

[ioupain]

I've considered sunfish and also halibut, but they are just the wrong shape.

It's not just mass, it's ease of use, it's speed of swing and it's whether you'd look ridiculous swinging a large sunfish at someone.

I didn't think this was a serious conversation, as if I could lift 1000 kg!

Best to go small and deadly like the Reef Stonefish in that case, it's the most venomous known fish in the world.

 

[Cyrax1]

I didn't think this was a serious conversation, as if I could lift 1000 kg!

You got to be prepared for anything when you enter the EMB.

 

[ioupain]

You got to be prepared for anything when you enter the EMB.

Indeed...prepare yourself for a stonefish attack!

 

[T72on1]

Why are you all swinging those fish around? Nothing like a good old machine gun attack with fish sticks.

 

[Cyrax1]

Who in their right mind brings a machine gun to a fish fight?

 

[ioupain]

Who in their right mind brings a machine gun to a fish fight?

You sound a bit crabby...

 

[T72on1]

Who in their right mind brings a machine gun to a fish fight?

In their right mind? Could you please stay out of the EMB?

 

[Cyrax1]

Touché.