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[Kestegs]

I trust Noodle as far as I can throw him, which is saying even less than you think since I have T-rex arms.

 

[pharphis]

and it's incredibly hard to throw a noodle very far. They're pretty floppy and therefore not very aerodynamic

 

[thefranklin]

I have never seen Noodle, but due to his avatar, I am under the assumption he looks exactly like Matthew McConaughey. I just saw him in a commercial silently driving a car.

 

[Kestegs]

and it's incredibly hard to throw a noodle very far. They're pretty floppy and therefore not very aerodynamic

That certainly adds to it!

Are you excited for the BoI release tomorrow?

I have never seen Noodle, but due to his avatar, I am under the assumption he looks exactly like Matthew McConaughey. I just saw him in a commercial silently driving a car.

He does everything silently, so that makes sense.

 

[Zokar1]

I have never seen Noodle, but due to his avatar, I am under the assumption he looks exactly like Matthew McConaughey. I just saw him in a commercial silently driving a car.

I've seen him and they are one and the same! Also, marinade for babies? Suggestions?

 

[Kestegs]

I've seen him and they are one and the same! Also, marinade for babies? Suggestions?

Their mother's milk. Obviously.

 

[Zokar1]

Their mother's milk. Obviously.

I knew I could count on you! Now I just need some reusable tubs, brb...

 

[Kestegs]

Are you back yet?

 

[Cyrax1]

And what book would that be?

'The roze labyrinth' by Titania Hardie

 

[Jcakes1]

Are you back yet?

I am

 

[Cyrax1]

No, you are Bach.

 

[Zokar1]

He is Bach and sew am eye! Accept now is bed thyme!

 

[naranjadita]

He is Bach and sew am eye! Accept now is bed thyme!

...that very moment when you go "heh, I think I'm okay at understanding English" and BAM, some penguin makes you bleed and vomit from your eyes at the same time :/

 

[Goldtru1]

...that very moment when you go "heh, I think I'm okay at understanding English" and BAM, some penguin makes you bleed and vomit from your eyes at the same time :/

Pics!
Wait - do I want to see this?
Yes! PICS!!!!!

 

[Zenigma]

There are times I think to myself: 'what's wrong with the people I talk to in the EMB?' Then something like this happens, and I'm left questioning what's wrong with me instead.
The answer to both appears to be... A lot...

 

[Pyrotechnician1]

Lies. We are all completely normal here.

 

[Interdasting]

That's what I say to these people everyday but they keep blowing me off.

 

[Kestegs]

I've been being normal for the last 32 years. I'd like to be myself from now on.

 

[Goldtru1]

I've been being normal for the last 32 years. I'd like to be myself from now on.

That's the wonderful world of post-marriage. "Do I even like this TV show? NO. Do I want my house at a temperature that could fry an egg on the counter? NO. Who's going to make me do these things now? NO ONE."

 

[Kestegs]

Yes, that's one good thing. Seriously, I've kept my house at like 60 degrees (Fahrenheit of course) and it's awesome! And I can watch all the shows she never wanted to watch, and not watch all the crap that always made me fall asleep.

But seriously, it's Friday! Doing a little shopping now and then I'm going to get some alcohol.