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[pharphis]

I don't make any medical decisions without finding out what Jenny McArthy thinks about it.

*convulses*

 

[Cyrax1]

Here's some hilarious dumb remarks people put online.

 

[pharphis]

I don't know which of them is the dumbest...

Though the last one if truthful involved a woman who couldn't take a joke :/

 

[Moar]

That was hilarious. Please keep 'em coming!

*wine please* I feel for a little drink tonight. Monthly card game tomorrow at my place. Gonna be a PITA, so I better enjoy tonight.

*cuddles random bar bypassers, which means everybody*

 

[pharphis]

Very interesting though lengthy article on morality

 

[Jcakes1]

I don't know which of them is the dumbest...

Though the last one if truthful involved a woman who couldn't take a joke :/

I loved that one, thought it was hilarious. The one with her son called Jesus was funny too, one of the guys I work with is called Jesus so I can somewhat sympathise.

 

[TheNix]

I'm back from a couple of days relaxing at the beach, but i'm so tired I need a holiday to get over my holiday.

I read the science section of Reddit every day, but I stopped reading the comments a long time ago. I usually start shouting obscenities at the screen and pacing around the room in frustration if I read them.

 

[BipolarChemist]

I'm back from a couple of days relaxing at the beach, but i'm so tired I need a holiday to get over my holiday.

I read the science section of Reddit every day, but I stopped reading the comments a long time ago. I usually start shouting obscenities at the screen and pacing around the room in frustration if I read them.

Just don't ever read the reddit comments. Enjoy the material, don't dig deeper

 

[kamap1]

Let Noodle do the digging.

 

[Noodle]

I usually start shouting obscenities at the screen and pacing around the room in frustration.

Gif or it didn't happen?

 

[TheNix]

Gif or it didn't happen?

I'll get a webcam.

 

[naranjadita]

I'll get a webcam.

Should we, by chance, expect striptease?

 

[TheNix]

Should we, by chance, expect striptease?

That, my friend, will cause you to find the nearest sharp object and gouge you eyes out.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

That, my friend, will cause you to find the nearest sharp object and gouge you eyes out.

OK, done that. What do I do now?

Please type in braille, I won't be able to see your response.

 

[kamap1]

Wait till the actual striptease, else it will have been for naught.

 

[Goldtru1]

*gets popcorn
Come on, Nix! Something for the ladies! :O

 

[TheNix]

It'd look something like this:

Spoiler

Get the sharp instruments ready.

Spoiler

[youtube]isLonQ6L3G4[/youtube]

but without the rhythm.

 

[Goldtru1]

Nix FTW! That was awesome! *applauds wildly, sprays popcorn everywhere

 

[BipolarChemist]

I don't think that'll do, Nix. We want to full thing. And to the Thong Song, no less.

 

[Cyrax1]

Is it safe to open my eyes again?

Just remembered something i wanted to post last Friday. When i went out for my usual lunch walk i passed a car that had a license plate that caught my eye. The letters in it spelled FML. I hope this person's life is better then the license plate leads me to believe.

Also got the news that this resume i'm supposed to rewrite is now no longer optional to have in English. We now need to have both the English and the Dutch version. So after i'm done rewriting it in Dutch i get the 'pleasure' to write it a second time, but then in English. I'm sure my manager's response will be that it'll only take a little time. That seems to be his default answer to any activities that are for work, but need to be done in my own time.