Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

[BobCox2]

No, try somewhere more interesting

Undead ?

 

[BobCox2]

I always catch on late.

Happy Belated Birthday Queen Em!

My gift to thee is that I do not sing for you.

Ditto

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butt with singing

 

[Cyrax1]

OK, this is kinda funny:

I've seen that somewhere before and thought it was pretty funny too.

are you SURE you're not working with the guy I mentioned earlier? He told me a similar story yesterday, from the other end of the perspective. Spooky. You don't work in The Hague do you?

Not unless they switched The Hague with Eindhoven.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that today will be a short working day. Played badminton yesterday for 3 hrs straight then relaxed a bit on the couch before turning in. That did mean it was almost half an hour past midnight. So i'm not really rested. Furthermore there's a good chance i'm here all alone again today and unless something pops up i got almost nothing to do.

Only thing that can save this (work)day is a Valentinepresent from some lovely girl (of which there are plenty here at work). But since that's never happened to me before i'm not getting my hopes up. At least weekend is nearing.

Maybe this is a good time to look up when the Russian curling team (at least i think it was the Russians) plays at the Olympics. Saw some pics of them yesterday and those were some fine looking women!

 

[Drystan1]

You could talk to one of the many lovely girls there, and give them a present. Or see if they want to grab coffee or see a movie? Simple..

*Intended as tongue-in-cheek/sarcasm*

 

[kamap1]

Yeah its the perfect most unromantic day of the year to ask someone out.

 

[Goldtru1]

Cyrax. Flowers, chocolates and a big smile. Pick a girl and hand off the loot. Seriously dude, it's not rocket science. You can't wait for the girls to do all the work! Some of us girls like to feel very pursued, as though we were actually desirable, y'know? Just a tip.

It's cold here, inside and out, might need some sunshine to brighten my day...

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

*reduces EMB sunlight filters by 5%*

*flash-burns half the customers of the Bar*

Ah, sorry, I forgot that the EMB orbits the sun at a distance of about 2 million miles. My bad.

Barkeep, a Tequila Sunrise if you will!

 

[Goldtru1]

Ok, you solved that problem, now I just need someone to administer some lotions due to the sunburn. :cloud9:

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

But who is going to find us a zombie horse?

 

[kamap1]

To the zombiemobile!

 

[Goldtru1]

How would you know if it was a zombie horse? Would it be less intelligent than a regular horse? Maybe go "nurgh! Nurgh!"

I had a horse bite my nose once. Oooooh!! You don't think .....

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Someone schedule GT for a mercy clipping

 

[kamap1]

Snip snip!

 

[Cyrax1]

I had a horse bite my nose once. Oooooh!! You don't think .....

You were so delicious the horse couldn't resist!

 

[kamap1]

Then why did he bite her nose and not something that is a tad more meatier?

 

[BipolarChemist]

My sister got bit by a moose once.

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[Goldtru1]

How ...? Oh right. Canada.

 

[kamap1]

Someone used a moose launcher on her, wasn't that obvious, you and your silly questions.

 

[djmbbandie]

*serves tequila sunrise

*serves Dew

*serves sangria

*starts handing out heart-shaped lollipops and candied chocolates

 

[kamap1]

Finally some chocolat and candy for me.