Eite Friday Gibaway week 3- Trifecta

[viamede]

Eite Friday Gibaway week 3- Trifecta

Never having heard from z3r0 I am tossing the Halabred's Reign (a 2 and 2 btw) back in the pot and adding in two more awesome :cheesy: elite items.

So this weeks Trifecta consists of the Halabred's Reign, Blackoak Luna and Demon's Arch (more pointy sticks and shields). Once again I will ask for poem that must include the names of all three prizes, bonus points for bunnies being fitted in as usual. So have fun and heck if you try you'll probably WIN :winner:

Stats:

Halabred's Reign

Defense: 384-432 (varies)(Base Defense: 114-159)
Required Level: 77
Required Strength: 174
Durability: 50
(Barbarian Only)
+140-170% Enhanced Defense (varies)
Replenish Life +15-23 (varies)
+20% Faster Hit Recovery
+2 To Barbarian Skill Levels
+1 To Masteries (Barbarian Only)
+1-2 To Battle Command (Barbarian Only) (varies)
+1-2 To Battle Orders (Barbarian Only) (varies)

Blackoak Luna

Defense: (322-372) (Base Defense: 108-123)
Required Level: 61
Required Strength: 100
Chance to Block: Pal: 50%, Ama/Asn/Bar: 45%, Dru/Nec/Sor: 40%
Paladin Smite Damage: 17 To 29
Durability: 129
+160-200% Enhanced Defense (varies)
+ (0.625 Per Character Level) +0-61 Absorb Cold Damage (Based On Character Level)
+ (1.25 Per Character Level) +1-123 To Life (Based On Character Level)
+ (0.5 Per Character Level) +0-49 To Dexterity (Based On Character Level)
+50% Faster Block Rate
+4% Chance To Cast Level 5 Weaken When Struck
Half Freeze Duration

Demon's Arch

Throw Damage: (104-124) To (161-192) (132.5-158 Avg)
One-Hand Damage: (85-102) To (163-195) (124-148.5 Avg)
Required Level: 68
Required Strength: 127
Required Dexterity: 95
Base Weapon Speed: [10]
Max Stack (80)
+160-210% Enhanced Damage (varies)
Adds 232-323 Fire Damage
Adds 23-333 Lightning Damage
+30% Increased Attack Speed
6-12% Life Stolen Per Hit (varies)
Replenishes Quantity [1 in 3 sec.]

 

[STINGER]

Here I am writing a freaking poem in hope to gain a new Halabred's Reign
Even though I cant stand tuna I think I might have use for a Blackoak Luna
What the hell would rhyme with Demon's Arch, I have no idea but I will get back to you in March

Hum....not bad for a literary idiot that tends to type more like a freaking train wreck than a smooth body of water on a calm evening!

BTW, no I dont want the items, jsut thought I would give it a shot.

 

[viamede]

Here I am writing a freaking poem in hope to gain a new Halabred's Reign
Even though I cant stand tuna I think I might have use for a Blackoak Luna
What the hell would rhyme with Demon's Arch, I have no idea but I will get back to you in March

Hum....not bad for a literary idiot that tends to type more like a freaking train wreck than a smooth body of water on a calm evening!

BTW, no I dont want the items, jsut thought I would give it a shot.

Not awful...not terribly bad...BUT no bunnies so points deducted...could have easily worked in the March Hare but alas kudos for tryin.

BTW welcome back stranger.

:drink:

 

[madman68]

I once had a rabbit called Demon's Reign of Arch Blackoak that ate Luna of Halabred in the morning and this is his story.

My friend from Sweden who had once had a sister that was bitten by a moose. Did you know Moose bites can be very nasty? But anyway, my friend Jurgen Wigg didn’t like my rabbit. He said it’s no ordinary rabbit.

“Ohh†I said…

My friend, “Jurgen†said, “That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.â€

I told him to “Get Stuffed and my rabbit is harmless.â€

Jurgen then said, “He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!â€

I told him our dog “fluffy†brings those in from the cave near our house.

Jurgen didn’t believe me. He then reached in pocket and brought out this round object. Then chanted, “Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.â€

I was like, “WTFâ€

Jurgen then said, “on the count of three thou shall lobbest thou Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

Then I came out of my daze and realized I’ve been playing D2 straight for 24 hours. I wanted to see how many countess runs I can do in Hell. So far the best rune I found was an HEL.

 

[thamuzdevil]

There once was a Blackoak named Luna,
Whose Demon's Arch smelled much like tuna,
She yelled, "Rabbits Away!"
And with Ruststorm astray,
She found her Halabred's Reign to be a farce.

 

[cyradis2003]

There once was a bunny named Via
Who had many pretty items for Me-ah
A Halbred's Reign I'd not Disdain
But the Demon's Arch could dance with the Luna
On a silver lake shaped just like a spoon-ah

Extra credit for working in your name?

 

[thebob]

the wrath of halaberd's reign is upon you
the blackcloak luna will not save your soul from the blackness
the demon's arch will pierce your skin
while a little bunny wimpers in the shadow
if i am not to obtain these goods
i will kill viamede and feed his corpse to my dog

you didn't say the poem had to rhyme :buddies:

peace~

 

[cyradis2003]

the wrath of halaberd's reign is upon you
the blackcloak luna will not save your soul from the blackness
the demon's arch will pierce your skin
while a little bunny wimpers in the shadow
if i am not to obtain these goods
i will kill viamede and feed his corpse to my dog

you didn't say the poem had to rhyme :buddies:

peace~

*notices we are running out of new poems*
*nudges this back up the board with a fluffy nose*
*lets Via go and gives him a kleenex to wipe the board dust off his nose*


I think thebob scared via and now none of us will ever see the prettiness of shining items such as Halbred's Reign. (Which I would give to Higgy so he could be my BO Biyatch)

*waits patiently for Higgy to read that*

Be gentle ....

 

[viamede]

Sorry just didn't want to weigh in too soon as there are 3.5 more days to go.

Scared of tehbob..I thinkith not :strong:

Thus far we have one long wapred story that is not a poem, @stinger with a no bunny poem (who does not want to win anyway), and contending poems from Cy, thamuzdevil and thebob. And I assure you that the fact I am killed and fed to a dog will not bias my vote

So keep the enties coming. I must say nothing quite touches last weeks winner tho the efforts are commendable :cheesy:

Prizes will of course be awarded in due course.

and uh why do I have dust on my nose?????

 

[cyradis2003]

and uh why do I have dust on my nose?????

ummm ... no reason ...

*hums innocently*

Take me out of the running (as if I was ever in) Santa came early this year


*huggles annr*
*looks for gris shield and hat*

 

[stevethatsmyname]

there once was a blackoak called "luna"
who spilt rabbit soup on his puma
He wiped off the stain
with halaberd's reign
and chopt "demon's arch" with a tuna


(as opposed to "with a herring")

 

[stevethatsmyname]

there was a cute bunny named cy
who decided "a la luna" she'd fly
so she crafted a plane
with halaberd's reign
That flew her remarkably high

+ demon's arch inserted randomly in the poem.

 

[viamede]

Hum de hum....

Twas in the time of Halabred's Reign,
Rabbits were looked upon with disdain,
After being skewered by a Demons Arch,
They were served as if stiffened with starch,
Upon a shiny Blackoak Luna,
Best served before 8 if not sooner!



C'mon people lets get busy!!!! :clap:

 

[cyradis2003]

+ demon's arch inserted randomly in the poem.

:lol: ... literally

 

[Cosmosis]

During Halaberd's Reign
bunnies were quite a treat
served with warm milk
straight from the teat.

Blackoak's Luna
made a fine platter
'cept for the blood spatter.

Through the Demon's Arch
the bunnies went;
Never seen again.


Yes. I'm tired. Leave me alone.

-Chris

 

[cyradis2003]

*dons librarian spectacles*
*critiques the poem's meter*

During Halaberd's Reign
bunnies were quite a treat
served with warm milk
straight from the teat.

Blackoak's Luna
made a fine platter
'cept for the blood spatter.

Through the Demon's Arch
the bunnies went;
Never seen again.


Yes. I'm tired. Leave me alone.

-Chris

 

[Cosmosis]

*dons librarian spectacles*
*critiques the poem's meter*

Yes. I'm tired. Leave me alone.

-Chris

 

[Jules]

I guess i could try a shot at this stuff
sure my poems are girlish fluff
I am about to cry in vain because i know
i could use your beautiful Halaberd's Reign
A tunnel in the devils name a demons arch
or a dragon's layer i could go through
and mow down with my softcore baba slayer
but not my hardcore char to face through the
game and up the ladder i race but without your
godly luna there could be almost no hope
for you could inspire me even more then a pope
let the items flow to my hands and be used
they will, but at the least i would hate to see
them rotting on a stinkin mule
A bunny could make me happy but not as happy
as you for you have items from a godly game
and all he has is a tail and will soon be made into stew

Lol was worth a try your gunna have to private message me if i did somewhat good i might forget to check back had fun typin the poem even if i didnt win lol

 

[teh_roy]

demon's arch stabs all
hastier than fat bunnies can fall
prune to getting poked
by the luna crafted from blackoak
wielded by Max Payne
in the dark times of the Halaberd's reign


P.S. bonus for mentioning max payne?

 

[MoUsE_WiZ]

When you can't creep to sleep
try counting sheep
the bugs bite deep
but take a leap
so you can reap
the benefits of sleep

now you're driving a jeep
you got no sleep
what's that beep
better take a peep
and yell out EEP!
cause your jeep's a heap.

SON OF A BLEEP!
NO TIME TO WEEP!
you've got to sweep
up the burning heap
so you can seep
into the steep
benefits of sleep

In conclusion I'm hoping to make up for lack of topic points with a pile of bonus rhyming points.