Batman - The Dark Knight Mafia Game

Oops. Tee hee, I guess my gun wasn't loaded.

Let's try that again. The obvious choice has always been coju or SI, but oooh Moar is so sexy. I really want to abuse and beat Moar down. Yeah, Moar. Sexy Moar. I wanna slide my hard cold muzzle into her tight wet mouth and whisper sexy nothings into her ear before I give her a mind blowing experience.

But fine. Just for you lovely coconuts, I'll pick between coju and SI. One might be completely impervious to my attack, and the other might not even die to my attack. But just for the heck of it, I'll shoot one of those two for you.

But you should understand that I would love nothing more than to see Moar bleed out. And then FoE. Slowly. And whoever claimed Alfred. You lying scum, you shouldn't have lied.

Just for you BadAshyWashy, I'll shoot coju or SI.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Kill: Solar Ice
Kill: Solar Ice
Shoot: Solar Ice
Shoot: Solar Ice
Execute: Moar
Execute: Moar
Assassinate: Moar
Assassinate: Moar

Four bullets. Let's see who dies. Or doesn't die. :'(

Vote: coju

Sorry lover boy. We all die sometime.
 
omgwtfbbqpwned said:
Oops. Tee hee, I guess my gun wasn't loaded.

Let's try that again. The obvious choice has always been coju or SI, but oooh Moar is so sexy. I really want to abuse and beat Moar down. Yeah, Moar. Sexy Moar. I wanna slide my hard cold muzzle into her tight wet mouth and whisper sexy nothings into her ear before I give her a mind blowing experience.

But fine. Just for you lovely coconuts, I'll pick between coju and SI. One might be completely impervious to my attack, and the other might not even die to my attack. But just for the heck of it, I'll shoot one of those two for you.

But you should understand that I would love nothing more than to see Moar bleed out. And then FoE. Slowly. And whoever claimed Alfred. You lying scum, you shouldn't have lied.

Just for you BadAshyWashy, I'll shoot coju or SI.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Kill: Solar Ice
Kill: Solar Ice
Shoot: Solar Ice
Shoot: Solar Ice
Execute: Moar
Execute: Moar
Assassinate: Moar
Assassinate: Moar

Four bullets. Let's see who dies. Or doesn't die. :'(

Vote: coju

Sorry lover boy. We all die sometime.
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This sounds a hell of a lot like Two-Face. From what you claim, it sounds like it's a chance thing, and you also shoot people.
 
omgwtfbbqpwned said:
Let's try that again. The obvious choice has always been coju or SI, but oooh Moar is so sexy. I really want to abuse and beat Moar down. Yeah, Moar. Sexy Moar. I wanna slide my hard cold muzzle into her tight wet mouth and whisper sexy nothings into her ear before I give her a mind blowing experience.
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This is one of the most awkward and great things I have ever read.

omgwtfbbqpwned said:
But you should understand that I would love nothing more than to see Moar bleed out. And then FoE. Slowly. And whoever claimed Alfred. You lying scum, you shouldn't have lied.
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Big accusation against the Alfred claimer, who is Laarz btw. What do you know that we don't?
 
Yeah. I've never seen him be incredibly talkative, but he could have said at least a bit more than "I'm Alfred" and end it there.
 
Somewhere in the streets of Gotham...
“Well, well, well, look at what we have here, a bunch of criminals conducting crime.†– Says Joanna

“You? What are you doing here?†– Questions Two Face

“Oh, you know, just making sure criminals like you get the punishment they deserve, but let me tell you what, lets flip a coin, tails I kill you, heads I let you live. Sound Fair?†– Asks Joanna

“Fine.†– Says Two Face with a Smirk

*Two Face Flips his coin and it lands heads up*

“Know what? I've changed my mind, I meant to say heads I kill you.†- Says Joanna

*Joanna raises the gun and fires a round into Two Face*

Solar Ice has been killed, he was:
Two-Face (Harvey Dent) – Mafia - Inverter (X-shot)/Coin Flip (X-shot)
 
Count as of#832:

7 to lynch, 8 to lock

Vote:
coju(9): (Solar Ice), Caluin Graye, FredOfErik, Moar, crawlingdeadman, JasonMaher, omgwtfbbqpwned, BipolarChemist, Noodle, kestegs
Solar Ice(2): (Noodle), (Jason Maher), (Caluin Graye), Goryani, thefranklin
kestegs(1): (Solar Ice), (FredOfErik), coju
Moar(0): (crawlingdeadman)

Coju has been locked, he will be lynched at end ofday which is in approximately 7 hours.
 
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Solar Ice, as a parting gift, I offer you a wonderful fruit bowl consisting of some red and green grapes, a few bananas, some oranges, mandarins, lemons, limes, grapefruit, and tangerines, a few apples, a pineapple, a chunk of watermelon, a paw paw, some mangoes, some peaches, nectarines, apricots, and plums, a honeydew melon, a rockmelon, some pears, a persimmon, and a cumquat.
 
omgwtfbbqpwned said:
Let's try that again. The obvious choice has always been coju or SI, but oooh Moar is so sexy. I really want to abuse and beat Moar down. Yeah, Moar. Sexy Moar. I wanna slide my hard cold muzzle into her tight wet mouth and whisper sexy nothings into her ear before I give her a mind blowing experience.

But fine. Just for you lovely coconuts, I'll pick between coju and SI. One might be completely impervious to my attack, and the other might not even die to my attack. But just for the heck of it, I'll shoot one of those two for you.

But you should understand that I would love nothing more than to see Moar bleed out. And then FoE. Slowly. And whoever claimed Alfred. You lying scum, you shouldn't have lied.
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This really makes me uncomfortable. And not in the way you'd expect. I mean, like in the "I'd rather not play 'cause of this" kind of uncomfortable.
 
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