Re: A new tournament: "Make no bones about it"
[highlight]Introducing FemurFear, the venommancer[/highlight]
Femurfear was born a freak, which is a pretty astonishing feat in a city filled with necromancers. He was not named FemurFear, of course. His birthname was Zwang-Oul, in honor of the famous necromancer who had a similar name once.
He grew up a slightly disturbed(quite normal in a city filled with necromancers), quite depressed and angsty(VERY common in a city filled with walking dead) teenager. Then, in the aftermath of a failed alchemy class where he inadvertently mixed the contents of an antidote and a rancid gas potion together, the fumes made him hallucinate. Or see the truth. Just depends on which side you are on.
Anwyays, ZwangOul finally realized that his femurs were his mortal enemies, bent on his destruction. This may seem odd to YOU, but remember, he had seen LOTS of femurs walking around, so please, some consideration before you judge!
Anyways, he took his favorite dagger, sat down, took a deep breath, and decided to cut his enemies of once and for all. He discovered lots of things at that point:
1) A leg is a very thick piece of meat, with lots of nerves and sinews inside.
2) Nerves transmit pain, especially when they are cut.
3) His paintreshold was REALLY, REALLY low.
He woke up under the not so gentle care of the local hospital, which consisted of one elderly slightly twisted nurse(the necromancer credo: 'If something is wrong, let it die and resurrect it' kind of stands in the way of thorough health care). He found out he had made a cut of perhaps three millimetres deep in his leg.
The nurse performed her duties adequately (by putting a medieval bandaid on it) and informed his parents. After a little discussion with the offspring, the parents decided that trying to cut off your own leg was too freaky, even for a city filled with necromancers.
So what to do? Banishing could only be done by the city council, and no way were they going to make their disgrace public. They briefly contemplated killing the poor lad and being done with it, but in a city filled with necromancers, death is not nearly as final a solution as it would be in other places, and they feared their son might hold a grudge for being killed, and come back a revenant.
Without any other option really, they decided to toss him in the sewer, figuring that the periodic flooding down there would wash their problem away. But it was in the sewer that Zwang-Oul met his new companions, who quickly realized they had found a like minded soul. They lovingly renamed him FemurFear, a name he has worn not so proudly ever since. The years and the ever present sewage alligators toughened him up a bit. Then he heard about the opportunity to make a name for necromancers by killing of some evil demons in faraway lands. Having managed to largely overcome the fear of his own femurs (based on sound logical principles as: What you cannot see is not a problem, and there is a lot of flesh covering my bones), he still had the heebiejeebies from any other kind of femurlike bone. But he vowed he would not let that stop him from making a name for himself, and earn the respect of his parents. (not that he has a particular fondness for them. After he has earned their respect, he fully intends to kill them, and raise them as zombies to fulfill HIS every need for a change. You gotta love the necromantic society, seriously).
FemurFear is a venommancer, much in the same way Skellophobic was. This time, he might use more of the poison nova though, allthough the intention still remains to simply use the dagger most of the time.
I'm a bit in a quandary to simply using poison explosion and using it as an important synergy to poison nova and poison dagger as well, or to max out corpse explosion for the fire/physical damage. I could do both, but I want to sink some points in clay golem and pretty much max out one of the crowd control curses (I think I will go with confusion, but not sure). So there really aren't enough points to spare, i need to make a choice. But that choice can wait for a while
