Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

[Jocular]

"When subsequently interviewed, Spotte stated that even if a person were to urinate while "submerged in a stream where candiru live", the odds of that person being attacked by candiru are "(a)bout the same as being struck by lightning while simultaneously being eaten by a shark."

After playing D2 for so long, I know better than to take solace in astronomical odds.

 

[zemaj]

Interestingly enough, the more improbable something is on a mathematical level, the more likely it seems to be the very next thing that happens.

Baal dropping minor mana pots comes to mind...

 

[kamap1]

I would love to have an improbability drive. The weird stuff I could get into. Oh my.

 

[Kestegs]

It's unlikely you'd actually find anything weird with it.

 

[kamap1]

It's improbable indeed but one might be surprised.

 

[djmbbandie]

*serves Dew

*serves wine

*serves sangria

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

*requests Tullamore Dew*

 

[Kestegs]

We don't serve your type here.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

We don't serve your type here.

Yes you do.

You're just no proud of it, is all.

 

[Kestegs]

Alright, fine. What are we drinking to?

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Alright, fine. What are we drinking to?

TO OBLIVION! AND BEYOND!

 

[Kestegs]

Can't we just drink to forget things like normal people?

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

Can't we just drink to forget things like normal people?

Way ahead of ya, buddy.

I have already forgotten what normal people are like.

 

[krischan]

There are no normal people, but the extent of one's deviation from normality can be a bit disappointing.

 

[kamap1]

Other's deviate so far they are like a new species or something.

 

[Kitteh1]

I find that people defined as normal are almost always very boring people. Nobody likes boring...

 

[kamap1]

Except the boring people.

 

[T72on1]

I don't agree actually. In a world where focus gets more and more on extremes, I think we should value normal as it is, not look down on it.

 

[kamap1]

Then again what is normal?

 

[Cyrax1]

Not normal, but very boring. Not sure where that puts me.