The Last Motel mini-game

[Sathoris]

According to the story, his corpse was found. (OK, it wasn't explicitly stated, but it mentioned snake bites, which certainly implies the presence of a corpse.) Everyone knows I bury my victims in shallow graves in the desert, or weigh them down with scrap metal and throw them into the Pacific. I take some pride in my work, and would never leave evidence behind. Good day to you, sir!

Wouldn't the real noodle incorporate the use of the word 'rug' at least once or twice in that statement?

 

[IWantToUseNumbersInMyName]

So Numbers, wanna explain to me why I am asking you this question?

That's...very meta of you. I wish I knew.

 

[BipolarChemist]

I do specifically remember Noodle saying he wanted to 'sink his teeth' into Bad Ash a number of games back. Fits the description of the crime scene. I think we have a cut and dry case here people.

 

[Noodle]

Wouldn't the real noodle incorporate the use of the word 'rug' at least once or twice in that statement?

Rugs cost money, friend. You think I want to advertise them, and drive the cost up?

I will say that whoever killed Bad Ash is probably trying to frame me, possibly in order to hang me up on a refrigerator with a magnet.

 

[BipolarChemist]

That's...very meta of you. I wish I knew.

I'm so meta, even this acronym. So you sure you don't wanna talk about it?

 

[pharphis]

Hey Sathoris, Do you know who the hitman was?

Please quote this post in your answer so it's clear

 

[BipolarChemist]

Activated treestump, Phar?

 

[pharphis]

Activated treestump, Phar?

only the mightiest of gods would bestow upon me such a role

 

[IWantToUseNumbersInMyName]

I'm so meta, even this acronym. So you sure you don't wanna talk about it?

I'm all for talking about it. Talking is good. I'm just pretty lacking in information to provide you with.

 

[pharphis]

According to the story, his corpse was found. (OK, it wasn't explicitly stated, but it mentioned snake bites, which certainly implies the presence of a corpse.) Everyone knows I bury my victims in shallow graves in the desert, or weigh them down with scrap metal and throw them into the Pacific. I take some pride in my work, and would never leave evidence behind. Good day to you, sir!

You poor man, taking the mod's word for what happened. The "official story" is nonsense. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
I'm a truther
(jk ofc)

 

[Noodle]

only the mightiest of gods would bestow upon me such a role

Such god. Much mighty. Wow.

 

[Caluin Graye]

I'm so meta, even this acronym.

This is not the first time you've stolen something I've previously [STRIKE]stolen[/STRIKE] said from someone else.

 

[BipolarChemist]

tsk tsk I'm stealing this one from Jcakes who stole it from XKCD.

 

[Caluin Graye]

tsk tsk I'm stealing this one from Jcakes who stole it from XKCD.

You stole it from Jcakes who stole it from me who [STRIKE]stole[/STRIKE] temporarily borrowed it from XKCD! Get yer references right.

 

[Zokar1]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out�

 

[Noodle]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?

Not my ex-wife. She was NOT into stuff like that.

 

[Goryani]

Vote: American Badass

You just got carried away with all that night talk, didn't ya?

 

[Goryani]

I do specifically remember Noodle saying he wanted to 'sink his teeth' into Bad Ash a number of games back. Fits the description of the crime scene. I think we have a cut and dry case here people.

I see you are convinced.

 

[BipolarChemist]

How are you not? This ain't no episode of C-S-I, this is real life, mate. ****'s simple.

 

[Goryani]

I'm all for talking about it. Talking is good. I'm just pretty lacking in information to provide you with.

How politely unhelpful of you.