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[kamap1]

Your only friend, the end (off the bottle of wine).

 

[Cyrax1]

Maybe 'My kitchen rules' then? Or one of the many other cooking shows. Don't know where hell's kitchen is supposed to be, so idk if i'm close or not.

That reminds me of that song of Flamman & Abraxas 'I'll be your only friend'. I think that was about drugs instead of booze though.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

We need a new scapegoat. Durf is old news, no longer relevant. He is a hangover from a byegone age.

:no:

Kegs should be our new Mythical Figure of Blame. He it was that made everything go wonky - why rolls come in packs of twelve, hot dogs in packs of ten.
And do you know why it's all his fault?

:yes:

Yep. Durf. He made Kegs that way.

 

[kamap1]

The hotdogs me and my wife buy + buns = buns in packs of 4 and hotdogs in cans of 6 so buy 4 packs of buns and 2 cans of hotdogs and problem is solved.

For you it should be 5 packs of buns and 6 cans of hotdogs = 60.
Should last you a long time.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

The hotdogs me and my wife buy + buns = buns in packs of 4 and hotdogs in cans of 6 so buy 4 packs of buns and 2 cans of hotdogs and problem is solved.

For you it should be 5 packs of buns and 6 cans of hotdogs = 60.
Should last you a long time.

Who are you, Alexander of Macedonia or something, cutting the Gordian Knot with your sword?

It's a fundamental philosophical question, and cannot be solved in your local supermarket. You need old guys. With white beards. And one of them is irascible but lovable all the same.

:nod:

 

[Goldtru1]

There is no problem which kamap can't solve. Especially medical ones. Although he always uses the same solution.

Kamap, what would you do if I came to you with nails stuck in both feet and a sheepish expression on my face? Eh? Bet I have you stumped now!

 

[BipolarChemist]

I feel like I haven't posted in here enough lately. Super, super busy lately. School, clubs, plays, work.

Work hard, play hard I always say.

Where can a sexy beast like me get a drink, round these parts?

 

[kamap1]

Then I'd say that you didn't follow my prescription, I haven't said anything about nailing your feet, that hurts like hell, I should know I once had a nine inch nail trough my foot, god damn that dit hurt.

Also if you would still be walking I would congratulate you on your ability to whitstand pain, having a nail trough your foot makes you unable to walk, let alone having a nial in both feet.

I'd applaud the sheepish expression I would think your face would have an expression of pain sheer terrible pain.

Then I would grab a hammer knock you on the head (preferably out cold) so you forget about the pain in your feet and then wisk you off to the hospital to get those nails out and getting you a tetanus shot.

Me stumped, Never (well almost).

 

[Goldtru1]

Well done, kamap! Very well done! Bravo! You will remain unstumped for now!

Drystan, that olde timey photo is for you. It's from Cracked.com. Where else?

 

[kamap1]

A ye old pony!
What do I win for beeing unstumped?

 

[Jcakes1]

Mmm.. that is rather normal. The problem is that someone needs to do the every day cooking: fun or not. And I don't know how many couples I have talked to or met where "she is much better at the everyday stuff. I like cooking on Saturdays. Or making barbecues" (and by bbq they mean the meat. Potatoes or stuff that goes with is made by the little Mrs...

*grr..mmmhhhhmmrr** (the feminist in me shakes her head in sorrow and frustration)

My wife and I share the cooking and we have a big enough kitchen that we can both cook at the same time without getting in each others way.

Maybe 'My kitchen rules' then? Or one of the many other cooking shows. Don't know where hell's kitchen is supposed to be, so idk if i'm close or not.

That reminds me of that song of Flamman & Abraxas 'I'll be your only friend'. I think that was about drugs instead of booze though.

I though my kitchen rules was an Australian show.

 

[Drystan1]

Ponies.

Still frustrated, worn out, and under some stress. Let some it go though, and working around others. I just realised we only have two more days in this week, so that's something.

 

[BipolarChemist]

Ponies.

Still frustrated, worn out, and under some stress. Let some it go though, and working around others. I just realised we only have two more days in this week, so that's something.

You ever had horse meat? It's pretty decent.

 

[Drystan1]

No, considering I don't eat meat.

 

[BipolarChemist]

Well that's okay! I'll make some homemade coleslaw!

 

[Jcakes1]

Well that's okay! I'll make some homemade coleslaw!

With horse meat?

 

[BipolarChemist]

No, Dry wouldn't go for that.

 

[BipolarChemist]

Got some fret buzz on my higher strings around the first to fourth frets. I am looking for another guitar, but I'm wondering if there's some neck warpage. I wouldn't be surprised.


Heh, by pure luck. I wasn't even aiming for that. I thought this post was #79,998.

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K, maybe some games now.



*vanishes*

God damn it, what the hell, Dry?

 

[Drystan1]

ROFL! Nothing more. XD

 

[BipolarChemist]

The disappointment. So much of it.