I was going to tell a joke, but I'll spare you the pain.
Maybe the manager meant everyone and not specifically you.
That is odd, I figured you were nice!
Alas, I was bluffing on the joke.
I know how you feel, not so much this weekend or week for me, but it's happened before.
I haven't taken a real vacation in ages. How did you end up gone for so long?
Also....why did my manager ask me to be nice to him? It sounded like he assumed I was not nice. Which isn't very kind to think of me now.
This morning, whilst performing the seemingly dangerous task of getting dressed, I injured my back. I will laugh about this much more once it's not so damn sore again, because it is really painful atm and I don't dare to take painkillers with the other meds, also laughing hurts right now.