The Noodle Compound V. 2.0

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This thread is making me smile more than the time my so-called friend Don and I were having a contest to see who could trip the other person the most, and I caught him at the top of a staircase. He pulled off a rare triple-axel on the descent, and broke his jaw on the landing. We agreed that I won that round, and Don congratulated me. At least I think he was congratulating me, it was hard to understand what he was saying with his chin dangling from only a few tendons. So much win!
 
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Hmmm ... I used to go by the name of Don, and I was once tripped up at the top of the stairs by my friend, a cross-dresser by the name of Greta Gearstick - breaking my jaw in the process. I do remember congratulating Greta at the time ...

Hmmm ... nah, coincidence.
 
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Yes, it's a common tale. Four out of five people with so-called friends named Don have done it.
 
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I resent the implication that Don cannot be a the name of a genuine friend. I am going to ask my mate Don to have words with you, Noodle. You best be prepared for a fast trip down a steep stairwell ...

Edit: Apparently "Don" has moved away, leaving no forwarding information. Harrumph. Typical.
 
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What can I say? His name is Don, you can't trust a guy called Don any further than you could projectile-vomit him. Case closed.
 
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Bad Ash's real name *is* Don! I know this for sure because I just made it up.

*pow* *crack* *slam* Holy dislocated mandible, Batman!
 
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Noodle said:
I suspect Bad Ash's real name is Don. Man, I'd love to break his jaw!
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aw, but then he won't be able to talk for a few weeks and i enjoy talking to Bad Ash. he likes tea so we have tea parties and he enjoys them very much. ^_^ has a cute little tea hat and everything.

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: joke, Ash. or Don. im start calling you Don. :tongue:


 
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my name is Don. Its short for Donatello. I am a mutant turtle and I take orders from no one other than my rat master. He likes to eat Noodles
 
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Bad Ash said:
my name is Don. Its short for Donatello. I am a mutant turtle and I take orders from no one other than my rat master. He likes to eat Noodles
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