Re: The Noodle Compound
*Melts Lisette into a puddle of plastic and reforms her into a demon duck*
hey, can't do that! she doesn't like you!!
but before we get into anything more.....
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(<--those were swear wrods i cleverly smilied out)
*regains composure*
*tucks bed hair behind ears* (hey, i just woke up after pulling an all-nighter again! shut it!

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i go take a 6-hour nap to try and put my rhythm back, right? i dozed over by 45 minutes. my mom wakes me up with a phone call..... pretty much telling me that she has a facebook and is adding me on there (long story short. Mara, you will get the full version when you get home). sigh. yeah, im being a ***** or whatever, but.... i really kinda don't want her on there. i don't want her to make a public scene on my page in case she decides to make a remark about something.... which would probably be EVERYTHING.... oy. who knows, maybe im taking this out of proportion, but my mom has my cell phone number and she knows where i live (and im not EVEN going to get into THAT part right now!).
now, i've had to watch what is put up there. not a big deal. i really don't want drunk pics of me or EXTREMELY bad things said. example: the status was "Shasta is dozing on the couch. ^_^" friend commented with "Is that the name of your vage?" Mara's mom commented underneath that with, "She's so fat and lazy, but the sweetest dog ever!" or something to that extent. yeah, that first one had to go, sorry. and i really hope your mom didn't see that. don't think she did.
things like that i do not want, ya know? but.... here's a scenario: hypothetical scenario: "If breast cancer awareness is pink and you gotta say the color of your bra as a status, is testicular cancer awareness blue and guys say the color of the boxers/briefs/boxer briefs/banana hammock/thong/whatever too?" (that was a real status a couple of weeks ago) my mom would probably say something like, "No one needs to know your bra color, Leo!" or "Mara has testicular cancer?!" or "Where the **** do you come up with this ****, Leo?" oh, this is going to be great. can't wait for Lettle Seester to get one too and ignore me on that too! yay!
and if she sees Mara's mom..... no.
no! NO!!! do you think they might go rounds or will they save that for when they meet in person? can't wait for that one either. yes! so excited to see our parents fight and get in each other's faces! gawd, that's gonna be such a sweet-arse day!
forward. slash. sarcasm.
colon. unimpressed. colon.
forward. slash. rant.
im done now. carry on.