~~ LOL! The mediocre level of intelligence on battlenet... What is a keyboard?

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Furyan

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~~ LOL! The mediocre level of intelligence on battlenet... What is a keyboard?

Before you continue reading, make sure that your pants are dry, since I nearly pissed mine from laughing after what happened to me 10 minutes ago :grin:

The keyboard of my old pc is broken, the C key of it doesn't work anymore. After some laughing with a m8, I made a game on battlenet called "N keyboard O HRs", just for fun, and to see what would replies I'd get... To my big consternation a lot of people came in, and eventually this is what happened... No matter how many times I try to explain the guy that it's a joke, he doesn't understand :grin:

I know the conversation is a bit messy, so try to read it in a logical way rather than simply down -> up. Note that Leximus (Tappoisku here on the forums) is my m8, and that we're playing together in the conversation, so ignore the whispers :laugh:

Conversation Part 1 (remember to read down -> up)
Conversation Part 2
Conversation Part 3

LOL :D

After this occured I had to run to the toilet from laughing :grin:
 
You're better off not trading for keyboards, these days. Most of them are duped. I hate waking up and finding my keyboard poofed overnight. :sad2:

If you're still interested, I have a legit (self-found), eth glitched 4os (it's a dull gray, doesn't work half the time, and the arrow keys are all missing) keyboard FT. ISO: Cracked sash. A real one.
 
Also: This thread reminds me of all the times I've seen someone come into a '(Random item) for script' game - either my game or someone else's - and ask: "What's a script?"
 
I gor a 88 socket keyboard (2 open sockets, q and s is missing)
If you want it, make offers in Ists please. Or if you have q or s for trade, let me know the price for them :wink3:

It's bought at ebay so I dunno if it's legit though :undecided:
 
FrankWest said:
You're better off not trading for keyboards, these days. Most of them are duped. I hate waking up and finding my keyboard poofed overnight. :sad2:

If you're still interested, I have a legit (self-found), eth glitched 4os (it's a dull gray, doesn't work half the time, and the arrow keys are all missing) keyboard FT. ISO: Cracked sash. A real one.
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I have a Cracked Sash.


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Actually, I dunno if it's cracked or not.


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All I know is that there's crack involved, and there are people wearing sashes. Trade? :thumbsup:



 
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Both xD

Lol i saw this game yesterday on the game list "N Keyboard O HR"
I thought it was some new b.net slang for a keyset or sumthing, so i didn't mind about it

"what is a keyborat ???"
 
rizzlan said:
what is a keyborat ???
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When you buy one of those, you get a Kazachstan whore for free with it.

rizzlan said:
Lol i saw this game yesterday on the game list "N Keyboard O HR"
I thought it was some new b.net slang for a keyset or sumthing, so i didn't mind about it
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Haha that would've been too awesome, just imagine that the guy is actually someone of the forums :grin:

Black Market said:
Only eth kayborat worth hr.
i givu ko for is.
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What's the defense on it? :azn:

FrankWest said:
If you're still interested, I have a legit (self-found), eth glitched 4os (it's a dull gray, doesn't work half the time, and the arrow keys are all missing) keyboard FT. ISO: Cracked sash. A real one.
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Too bad, I just traded my last cracked sash for a thing called an LDC screan or something :sad2:

pancakeman said:
Just one question, though: What is "pretend us to trade"?
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As I said, those 2 lines were said between me and my m8 in the trading screen. The other dude was asking to show, and I had my m8 come in to say "4 HR's for one here", so we get up to eachother, open the tradescreen, and I tell him "pretend us to trade", so when we get out of the trade screen, my m8 says "deal done", and leaves, leaving the other dude in even more confusion :grin:

Findux said:
I gor a 88 socket keyboard (2 open sockets, q and s is missing)
If you want it, make offers in Ists please. Or if you have q or s for trade, let me know the price for them

It's bought at ebay so I dunno if it's legit though
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Well my old keyboard only missed a C key, but s and q ar eboth still working. What about ist for both? The letters on both keys are still readable, so I think this is a fair deal, lemme know if ur interested.


 
Furyan said:
Well my old keyboard only missed a C key, but s and q ar eboth still working. What about ist for both? The letters on both keys are still readable, so I think this is a fair deal, lemme know if ur interested.
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Yeah, of course I'm interested :azn: I can offer a Hr if you add a shift key (my shift key almost come loose too).

Origin? Selffound or..?


 
Findux said:
Yeah, of course I'm interested :azn: I can offer a Hr if you add a shift key (my shift key almost come loose too).

Origin? Selffound or..?
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Sure np, I'll include a shiftkey too if you pay me a HR. And since my motto is "buy 3 keys and get 1 free", I'll throw in a free crtl key as a bonus for that HR. Note that I only accept Jah/Ber/Lo/Ohm as HR though.

And yes, it is selffound, Lilith threw her keyboard to me when she realized how ugly she was, and that she couldn't beat my druid whatsoever. Don't ask me why the C key didn't work though, I guess she used it as a hotkey for her "annoy-the-druid-with-useless-poison-attacks" skill :azn:


 
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